As we were talking, Sam somehow got on the topic of how Steve and I met and why we got married. Steve told him he plied me with his charms.
Sam asked,"What kind of charms?"
Steve said,"I told her I'd.." and John Henry interrupted with,"drink a tub of your bath water!"
Steve looked at him and said,"Yeah, but then I told her...." and Sam interrupted with,"I'm not this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet!"
Steve looked around again and then said,"Okay, okay, so I've said that before, but the one that really got her was..." and Paul chimed in with,"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!"
Yep, that's when I snorted my tea and the people around us looked at the crazy family laughing like hyenas! And NO, that is not one of Steve's charming wife-attracting lines! But, it might become one!